If you own a pile of tired tanks then you MUST get it through your thick skull that it’s time to edge-up the collection with an Ige Design (call store to order).
If your tyke is so dehydrated from a stomach bug his coloring resembles Kermit’s then you MUST fill the sippy cup with Florastor, the only probiotic for kids that packs a Miss Piggy punch to the digestive system.
If you can’t bring yourself to buy one more Power Ranger or Barbie birthday present then you MUST blow up the Want This List with the Pumponator.
If your bulging bunion can’t handle the metal-toed-booties-you-bought-a-half-size-too-small-because-you-had-to-have-them then you MUST stop limping into the nightclub and sell them on Just Soles.
If you’ve ever set your child up to watch something innocent on YouTube only to walk away and see Katy Perry’s whipped cream covered boobs dance across the screen then you MUST get NetNanny software and keep kids safe online.
If you often tell your kid to put a cork in it then you MUST get the Cub Chair for timeouts.